To cure your first ever post rapture case of the Mondays, I thought it only proper to highlight the incredible highly decorated career of the modern day Prince of Darkness. I grew up with Ozzy, he introduced me to lots of things good and bad, and in a sense shaped my teenage years to make me the person I am today. (insert punchline). With that being said, here is my personal retrospective of one of the most lucrative figures in heavy metal.
Blizzard of Oz – Release September 20, 1980 – 4x Platinum in the US
The first solo album and his biggest US seller to date is also the introduction of the late great Randy Rhoads. Features the classics; “Crazy Train”, “Suicide Solution”, and “Mr. Crowley”. This is essential for any fan.
Fondest Teenage Memory of 1980: – My parents throwing away my Black Sabbath records and claiming that demons flew from the trash cans immediately after.
Favorite Related Ozzy Quote: “I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.”
Diary of a Madman – November 7, 1981 – 3x Platinum in the US
The last album with Randy Rhoads before his untimely death in 1982 features the classic “Flying High Again”.
Fondest Teenage Memory of 1981: Winning a bet with a friend by unanimous decision that Ozzy could be up satan himself with one hand tied behind his back.
Favorite Ozzy Related Quote: “It took a lot of water to down just that fucking bat’s head, let me tell you. It’s still stuck in my fucking throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, ‘You’re the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?’ It happened fucking once, for Christ’s sake.”
Bark at the Moon – December 10, 1983 – 3x Platinum in the US
Former Ratt guitarist Jake E. Lee joins and we see the introduction of the synthesizer in metal. Features the classic: “Bark at the Moon”.
Fondest Teenage Memory of 1983 – As if Ozzy did not already haunt my dreams, now with the Werewolf costume I need therapy.
Favorite Ozzy Related Quote: “One of my greatest regrets is that I urinated on the Alamo.I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o’clock in the morning dressed in a woman’s evening dress sober.”
The Ultimate Sin – February 22, 1986 – 2x Platinum in the US
Hair metal is at its peak and Ozzy briefly jumps on the bandwagon to deliver the hit “Shot in the Dark” which becomes a staple on MTV.
Fondest Teenage Memory 0f 1986 – My second concert ever. Standing on top of a chair throwing what I thought was the devil horns but turned out to be the universal hand gesture for hang loose.
Favorite Ozzy Related Quote: “In America, the chicks just came right up to you and said, ‘Hey, let’s fuck.’ You didn’t even have to make any effort.”
No Rest for the Wicked – October 22, 1988 – 3x Platinum in the US
This is where it gets good, the introduction of Zakk Wylde and the signature guitar sound that would define Ozzy for the next decade plus.
Fondest Teenage Memory of 1988 – Watching The Decline of the Western Civilization Part II – and adopting the mantra of “It’s going to happen for me.”
Favorite Ozzy Related Quote: “Sobriety Fucking Sucks”
No More Tears – September 17, 1991 – 4x Platinum in the US
An absolute masterpiece, here we see Zakk Wylde contributing to the songwriting as well as handling the guitar duties. We also see the introduction of Mike Inez on bass, who would later join Alice in Chains. Motorhead’s Lemmy also wrote four songs on the album.
Fondest Teenage Memory of 1991:Watching Ozzy’s video dominate the Skullcrusher of the Week countdown on Headbangers Ball only to be followed by the first Nirvana interview and thinking to myself, “It’s all over Hair Metal, but you did have a pretty good run.”
Favorite Ozzy Related Quote: ” I love the smell of armpits in the morning, It’s like victory.”
And what kind of a guide would this be without mentioning the landmark live albums?
Speak of the Devil – November 27, 1982 – Platinum US
One of the coolest album covers ever; I always though Ozzy was eating grape jelly with his mouth open. This live concert features only Black Sabbath covers. It was recorded at The Ritz in New York in September of 1982. Although it was intended to be a document of Ozzy’s solo live material, it was changed in order to retort Sabbath’s current Live Evil with Ozzy’s replacement Ronnie James Dio. Besides all the trivia, it’s a fantastic must have live album for any fan; be it Sabbath or Ozzy.
Tribute – March 19, 1987 – 3x Platinum – US
Released in memory of Randy Rhoads who died in a plane crash 5 years earlier. Originally slated to be released in 1982, the album was shelved due to Rhoads untimely death. Speak of the Devil would take its place instead. Another essential and the soundtrack to my rebellious adolescent beginning until I would later be shown the error of my ways through the introduction of The Black Crowes and homegrown.
Your comments are welcome below, and long live the F**king Prince of Darkness!
