HURRICANES ARE NOT OUR FUCKING CONCERN.
And here are some reasons why, per Warchild ring leader Rory Sheridan:
#1 Our show is tonight at Rock and Roll Hotel ($10, doors at 8:30). That bitch Eileen [Editor’s note: It’s actually Irene] ain’t getting anywhere near us till Saturday night. Remember at the end of Point Break when Bodie was about to meet his match with the waves at the 50 Year Storm at Bells Beach? That’s what tonight is like to me. I don’t give a shit if I die, I’m going out in a blaze of glory.
#2 Ever been to New Orleans? Hurricanes are awesome. Yeah, I know it’s touristy and dumb to drink these things, but I had fun doing it, so fuck you.
#3 Hurricane Grinds. Look at how awesome they look.
#4 Hurricane Malt Liquor. Growing up in the suburbs of Northern Virginia, your options at 7-11 were Hurricane or Shlitz Blue Bull. I was partial to the Hurricane myself. This helped me throw up and lay in a gutter on a number of occasions. Thank you, Hurricane.
#5 Scorpions’ “Rock you like a Hurricane.” This song is awesome as shit.
So, to wrap up: We are all going to die eventually whether it be in a hurricane this weekend or getting shot in the fucking face. There is only one certainty in life, and that is that Warchild is going to be fun as shit tonight.
