Warchild are kind of a big deal. It’s inevitable that one day they’ll be laying down tracks, busting out their new album for all their dedicated fans, and you can bet it will pretty much just be a non-stop party. The boys have rounded up a list of must-have items to take with them to the studio that will keep them going till the break of dawn.
But first, a brief interview with the band.
RORY: Bud Lite, a green loofah, Adderal, Bud Lite lime, freshly-picked kale, coconut water, life-sized cardboard cutout of James Hetfield to throw darts at, darts.
Beef jerky, the latest issue of GQ, VHS copy of Leanord 6, a picture of Andrew Telford’s ponytail, personal champagne bottle, personal champagne flute with “Party Wolf” engraved in the glass.
A Number 4 Super-Sized, the Bible, the Koran, Redskins jersey, Jäger pump, air horn, black crayon, zumba pants, hairbrush, lava lamp, Bud Heavy, electric alarm clock, any t-shirts I have stolen from Billy Rosser.
A walkie talkie so I can communicate with any other Warchild while they are in the bathroom, autographed picture of Dave Mustaine, and a pair of loafers.
DEVIN: Bud Lite, Cheez-Its, Chilis to-go menu, Jäger, Kevtron, a trunk, Ghost Dad Blu-Ray, a piece of pizza from Shane Johnson’s pocket.
Adderall, a mirror, Frizz-Ease®, Gheorghe Mureşan, Billy Rosser, Brendan Ash’s birth certificate, a carton of cigarettes, a personalized cocktail menu, and no shirt.
ALLAN: Adderall, Bud Light Lime Tall Boy, 1 XL Tabasco Slim Jim, 2 plastic forks (1 for eating Slim Jim, 1 for combing my hair).
My DC Bartender trading card collection, a pair of Heelys, a pair of AquaSox, Married with Children Boxed Set, 4 laser tag guns, 30-50 Bud Lights.
Bidet-ready gym shorts, 1 2×4, autographed Grave Digger poster, and a lock of Kyle Downes’ beard.
JASON: Bud Lite, Bud Lite Lime, white shoes, Michael McDonald’s Greatest Hits on cassette with Walkman, endless supply of Gin Rickeys.
Stop Making Sense on BluRay, various clothing items that are black & gold, Deutschland National fußall shorts, Adderal, this picture, wire cutters.
Marc-André Fleury Away Jersey, cold can of Beef-a-Roni, hard cover copy of Our Band Could Be Your Life, Frizz-Ease® Extra Strength.
Now that we’re all in the mood to get wasted, go waste some time voting for Warchild RIGHT NOW. Vote for Warchild on Band of Buds. Click “Vote For This Crew!” and do it every day! Then go see them live Friday night at Rock and Roll Hotel, and buy them some drinks.
