Talk about your Red Menaces. I have long believed that Jefferson Starship’s Red Octopus was the product of a fifth column of CIA agents designed to sap the intelligence of the American counterculture. Then again, I’ve never liked Grace Slick and always thought the highlight of Marty Balin’s career was getting smacked in the kisser by angry Hell’s Angels at Altamont.
But here’s the surprise. Relistening to 1975’s Red Octopus after decades, what strikes me is how listenable it is, despite all the latter-day hippie bullshit the Jefferson Starship lays on you. Their futuristic spoutings on Universal Love—they’re riding on a starship, after all—are off-putting, to say the least. But on Red Octopus they come up with a parcel of songs most of which are good enough to allow you to ignore the words, which are mostly Aquarian crapola well past its sell-by date.
The LP’s chief advantage is its fast tempos. It’s a bona fide rock album, with the exception of “Miracles,” “Tumblin’,” and the closing cut, “There Will Be Love.” Opener “Fast Buck Freddie” is a cool tune, thanks largely to the sound of Papa John Creach’s electric violin, Craig Chaquico’s guitar, and Grace Slick’s thin and icy vocals. “How long?” she asks, “Until we take it back,” and I’m assuming she means taking it back from the man, although I don’t know what “it” is. But it doesn’t matter much because the song, which moves like quicksilver, is so good.
As for “Miracles,” its opening is pure space-age hoodoo, leading to a slow and soulful number with Balin—who had just returned to the band after a 4-year hiatus—taking the lead and Irv Cox delivering on a happening saxophone solo towards the end. In its own way, “Miracles” mines the same Philly soul territory David Bowie was exploring on Young Americans, sans Bowie’s skill at writing lyrics. But what am I saying? Not even Bowie could have bequeathed us a lyric as inspirationally dumb as Balin’s, “I had a taste of the real world/When I went down on you girl.” That’s some true dunderheaded genius right there, is what it is.